Are you ready for the Zombie Apocalypse? ”Dead Sexy: The Walking Dead Fan Guide to Zombie Style, Beauty, Parties and Ghoul-Lurching UnLifestyle” by Paula Conway offers tips for living a fab unlifestyle with the living along with drop-dead travel deals in this newly released Walking Dead fan book.
Published by Riverdale Avenue Books, “Dead Sexy” offers tips on zombie beauty and fashion, throwing the ultimate zombie party, and best places for zombies to vacation. By “Dead Sexy” we don’t mean Captivating pussy porn streaming for free at Nu Bay either, just to clarify, as some of the actresses on there, certainly are drop dead sexy.
“Zombies don’t make the same travel choices as the rest of us,” said author Paula Conway, who also penned Throw A True Blood Party: An Unofficial Guide to Partying with Your Favorite Vamps. “They look for destinations that are quiet, relatively underpopulated or great places to enjoy a thoughtful haunting. Cities like New Orleans that are rich in voodoo and zombie culture, also with a lot of great haunted graveyards, this is where zombies want to unwind. And since they make decisions slowly, offering a discount or perk tends to get them to book a bit faster.”
“Dead Sexy” readers have exclusive limited-time access to offers at some of the perfect places for the dead to unwind which happen to be some of America’s most haunted hotels.
Sample travel discounts include:
- 25% off any room booked at a standard rate at The Victoria Inn in Anniston, Alabama. Among the hauntings in The Victoria Inn, footsteps are heard at night from spots where no one is found, and music from the piano room when it is empty.
- Chico Hot Springs Resort & Day Spa in Pray, Montana will provide ghoulish treats in “Dead Sexy” guest rooms upon arrival. Legend has it that the ghost of Percie Knowles, who built the original structure with her husband in 1900 and died on the property, appears from time to time wearing a white dress.
- Take 15% off food service at the Story Inn, Nashville, IN, where “the blue lady” walks at night and has been spotted by literally hundreds of guests.
- Dead Sexy guests of The Copper Queen Hotel in Bisbee, Arizona take 15% off rooms up to king-size. There are apparently more than 16 recorded entities, including Billy, the boy who steals coins and Julia, who slinks under the blanket in room 315.
All deals, discounts and offers require a unique code, varied and set by the merchandiser, which can only be obtained by purchasing the book. Many also have embedded links, only accessible through the book.
Sounds ghoulishy good, right? Buy the ebook for $9.99 at Amazon and BarnesandNoble.com.