Y’all obviously know I’m crazy about travel and politics which makes me very excited to share how Captain Obvious is stepping into the race for president. Just when you thought the election year was whackadoo enough, the King of Obvious Commentary is opens in a new windowrunning for president the only way he knows how. While other presidential candidates are crisscrossing the country in buses decked out with their political message, Captain Obvious will be lacing on running shoes and hitting the pavement. Literally. He’s physically running.
During his ala Forest Gump journey across the 50 U.S. States and during the 2016 presidential race, Captain Obvious will be sharing witty, relevant commentary daily on his opens in a new windowTwitter account. I’m looking forward to his commentary as he live tweets during the presidential debates. Follow opens in a new window@CaptainObvious and #ObviousPresident during his journey and don’t miss his profound observations as:
The “500” in the Daytona 500 means the race is 500 miles long. That is too long.
#IveGrownAccustomedTo oxygen. I wouldn’t want to live without it.
A little bird didn’t tell you anything, because birds don’t speak. They chirp.
In this opens in a new windowrace for president, is Captain Obvious being backed by a Super PAC? As far as I know, Hotels.com is Captain Obvious’ biggest backer and they’ll be with him along the way. It’s my understanding they’ll be providing him with proper running shoes, socks, sporty shorts and anything else he may need for a long run in the presidential race.
Because I appreciate smart humor, you’ve GOT to check out the opens in a new windowCaptain Obvious Race for President Announcement Video:
To show your appreciation and support for Captain Obvious’ run for president, mosey on over to opens in a new windowCaptainObviousRunsForPresident.com and see what he has to say about your state, pick up some groovy, patriotic Captain Obvious merchandise and download GIFs, wallpaper, and media for your Facebook and Twitter accounts. In fact, show your support for his run by changing your profile photo to that of Captain Obvious as well as your cover image.
Find out what Captain Obvious has to say about my state of opens in a new windowFLORIDA. Can you believe what he said about your state? Will Captain Obvious make any huge campaign promises? Remember, follow opens in a new window@CaptainObvious and #ObviousPresident to stay in the loop, obviously.
Thank you to opens in a new windowHotels.com for sponsoring today’s post and Captain Obvious’ race for President. Opinions are my own. Obviously.