What Have You Damaged in a Hotel Room?

Hotel Carpeting Doesn't Make a Swell Ironing Board
Hotel Carpeting Doesn't Make a Swell Ironing Board
Hotel Carpeting Doesn’t Make a Swell Ironing Board

What have you damaged in a hotel room? If it hasn’t happened to you already, someday it will. Oh, trust me. No matter how careful you are, some little mishap will happen and you may have to pay the price. 

Recently I checked into a hotel room and while admiring the recent soft-good updates (that’s hotel lingo for linens, chairs, etc., for those not in the industry), the triangular pattern in the carpet caught my eye. It’s a pattern I’m too familiar with, a not-so-unique impression made when a hot iron melts the man-made fabric.

Wrinkles Are In! Or So I Thought.
During my Yellowstone days back in the early 1990s, the iron was my nemesis. I was living and working in the middle of a national park yet responsible for ensuring my polyester tan skirt was wrinkle-free. The challenge was, clothing irons weren’t provided and I didn’t pack one because I opted to pack a tent, water bottle and hiking boots rather than an iron. The front desk manager was a stickler for details (which today, I’m thankful because I learned a great deal from her) and even sent me back to the dorm one day to get the wrinkles out.

That's me on the right and my roommate Madge on the left in our fashionable, brown, wrinkle-monster polyesterr uniforms as group tour clerks at Canyon Lodge in Yellowstone National Park. We were stylin, right? Summer 1991
That’s me on the right and my roommate Madge on the left in our fashionable, brown, wrinkle-monster polyester uniforms as group tour clerks at Canyon Lodge in Yellowstone National Park. We were stylin, right? Summer 1991

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“Wrinkles are in!” I protested to my roommate and coworker Madge, who didn’t empathize. Somehow, she knew the secret for preventing wrinkles.

Realizing I couldn’t win in the wrinkle battle, I eventually did the responsible, adult-thing and packed an iron for future seasons which proved useful. I accepted a position in front desk management one summer which meant I graduated from the polyester tan uniform to real clothing.

Tip: Vinyl Chairs Aren’t Ideal Ironing Boards
One season I was a front office trainer which meant traveling around Yellowstone training and opening various front desk operations. While at Grant Village before training, I began ironing my favorite white cotton button-down blouse, which I wore with a set of nifty buffalo nickle button covers, but without an ironing board, I used what I thought was the next, best thing. The brand new vinyl chair.

Yup. A vinyl chair.

Almost immediately when I placed the hot iron on my white blouse, there was some resistance. I couldn’t glide over the blouse because the iron was stuck.

Then there was smoke.

Lots of smoke.

Panicking, I quickly removed the iron to see a brown imprint – in the shape of an iron – on my shirt. My next brilliant move was to run to the window, throw open the drapes and open the window to let the smoke out.

Did I mention I was only wearing my undergarments?

When I realized what I was, or wasn’t wearing, I closed the drapes and returned to my blouse which apparently was enough time for the vinyl to meld perfectly with the blouse. But, I didn’t realize this until I quickly pulled the blouse up which peeled off a triangular section, the size of the iron, from the chair’s vinyl covering.

Ugh! (Okay, that wasn’t the word going through my head but I like to keep it at least PG around here.)

That was some serious damage. I attempted to peel the vinyl off my shirt and although most of it came off, a thin, tan layer remained in an outline of an iron.

I contemplated whether I should say anything about the damage I had done or if I should just check out without saying anything.  Doing the responsible thing, I found the courage to let the hotel’s location manager know what happened.

Oh, boy.

Is he going to be mad?

Will I need to pay for the chair?

These were the thoughts running through my head.

After I confessed my domestic engineering error, I waited for the fallout.

The manager smiled then laughed.

What a relief!

As for the iron-imprinted blouse, I continued to wear it but made sure I wore something over it to hide my mishap. Each time I washed it, there was less and less evidence of what had happened until eventually, like four or five years, it was totally gone. Hey, I really liked that blouse!

From then on, I learned to iron atop a towel on either a table or the floor when an ironing board wasn’t available.

So let me ask again, have you ever damaged anything in a hotel room?

Can Can You Do With An Iron?
PS: During my Yellowstone days my friends and I found other uses for the iron and hair dryer. We made grilled cheese sandwiches with the iron and used the hairdryer with a diffuser to melt cheese atop tortilla chips for nachos. I tell ya, that grilled cheese was the best I’ve ever had – light and crunchy on the outside and warm and gooey on the inside. Where did the cheese come from? We stockpiled them from our box lunches. They were prepackaged to last a million years or so. Oh, how I long for those good old days.

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Jenn

Jennifer A. Huber is an award-winning travel and outdoor blogger and writer in Southwest Florida. Originally from Buffalo, N.Y., a hiking trail led her to a career path in the tourism industry for more than 30 years. She spent a decade with a park management company in Yellowstone, Death Valley, and Everglades National Parks. She founded the travel blog, SoloTravelGirl.com with the goal of inspiring others to travel alone, not lonely. The unexpected death of her former husband in 2008 reminded her how short life is. His passing was a catalyst for sharing her experiences with the goal of inspiring and empowering others to travel solo. Jennifer holds a Travel Marketing Professional certification from the Southeast Tourism Society, is a certified food judge, member of the NASA Social community, and alum of the FBI Citizens Academy. When not traveling, she is either in the kitchen, practicing her photography skills, or road tripping with her dog, Radcliff.

4 thoughts on “What Have You Damaged in a Hotel Room?

  1. I always manage to break the hairdryers, and there aren’t often hairdryers in hostels…. When there are, I try and stay away from them now 😀

  2. Hilarious. I hate ironing and have too many shirts that aren’t wrinkle free. I’ve managed to hang some shirts up right out of the wash to avoid noticeable wrinkles (really hard with linen shirts). And I haven’t broken anything in a hotel room that I can think of. Or maybe it was just already broken.

  3. I’ve learned a trick to put the wrinkled clothing in between the mattress and box spring then sleep on it. Overnight they come out wrinkle-free! Linen garments are so hard to keep wrinkle-free! May you never damage anything during your journeys 🙂

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